Today I go to get my wisdom teeth pulled out. They haven't brought me much wisdom, but I am sad to see them go.
I am attempting to post before my third valium (yes I did in fact say third) takes effect.
I stumbling out of the shower, feeling both groggy and absolutely terrified to the point that I know my stomach has lept out of my chest and out the door. It's probably playing soccer in the park right now. Thankfully, it left a bunch of mexican jumping beans in it's place.
My husband the ever stoic man pulled me back into bed for a few extra cuddles.
"Just think, after today you can eat all the pudding you like."
"Oh." Says I.
"You like pudding don't you?"
"Yes." I say.
"You can have all the pudding you want."
"Oh." I say. I leave out the part about me only really liking tapioca pudding, and only because I can chew the tapioca part.
He really did try though. Sometimes he just doesn't get it.
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food fetish! I like foods that crunch or chew too. Like tuna should be crunchy. Potato chips or celery or sweet onion, they all make it crunch.
I had wisdom teeth pulled when I was 14. That was a long time ago!
Dawn, crunchy tuna? My turn to say ick. Though I do like relish or big chunks of pickles in tuna.
wdegraw, I didn't get a plunger...though I don't find the idea of a plunger appealing at all right now...so maybe that's a good thing. Unfortunately all I can imagine is the household plungers in miniature...and that's not a pretty thought.
Thanks though!
Pickles or relish in tuna? Yuck! Oh blaghh... Chantz eats that crap and it is just wrong, so very wrong! Yick....
;D
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